On the stage, Lucky had drunkenly slurred through most of the entire song, only remembering most of the lines. He was finally down to the last stanza, and the guitar gryphon had a look on his face that expressed how much he wanted to strangle the tan pony in front of him. However, Lucky just plowed through the end of the song in his wasted swagger.
"Though I am weary I can't stop to resht.
I *hic* see the white puff of smoke from the rifle.
I feel the bullet go deep in my chesht.
From out of nowhere Meadow has found me,
Kishing my cheek as she kneelsh by my shide.
Cradled by two loving hoovesh that I'll die for,
One little kish and Meadow, goooooooood-bye."
As soon as Lucky finished the last line, he leaned forward and fell face-first off the stage and to the floor below. All the bar began roaring with laughter, and Cocktail stopped serving drinks over at the bar to see what happened.
He took one look at the unconscious form of Lucky laying on the floor in a heap, and rushed over. The patrons in the joint were not helping him in any fashion however, getting in the way as he walked across the room.
When Cocktail finally reached his destination, he turned to the bar and loudly said, "Alright, everyone piss off. I'm closing early tonight." Loud groans came from the crowd, to which the bartender responded, "I've got a date tonight, and there's a Goddess damn carnival outside for you all to go dick around in. Anyone who ain't gone in three minutes's gonna get my hoof up their ass, now git!"
While the bar was emptying, the large green earth pony scooped up his favorite customer, and slung him over his back. He took Lucky to the backroom of the bar, and lay him down on a cot that was kept in there specifically for him.
"What am I gonna do with you, boy..." Cocktail muttered as he headed back out to the bar. He smoothed his mane down with a hoof and took off his stained apron. As soon as he felt he was presentable, he headed out the front door and into the now-darkened town. The lights and sounds of the festival were clearly present against the normal din of the wasteland.
Under his breath, Cocktail muttered, "It's a good thing Lucky drank himself out tonight, he'd pop a damned gasket if he knew I was on a date with his old landlady..."
(Alright everyone, this is gonna be the end of the thread here. Hurry and finish up your convos and exit. It's slowly killing me, and it's served it's purpose. If you want to see where this has been leading up to, head over to Date of the Century, and if you want to be a part of it, apply for a scene with Starry. Good thread, everyone!)