The owner of the Stableton weapon store – a creaky, wasteland-weathered, dust-coloured earth pony named Old Spur Legs – carried on in that manner for quite a few minutes, the unfortunate pair of earth ponies that were the targets of the stream of mild profanities powerless to do anything but flinch at each blunted curse and take it in stride. After a fashion, the tirade grew short on steam, and it puttered into a different, less directionless tack.
“I done told you, ya dang foals, them guns ain’t firin’ no more! Now where the hay are those dang supplies?”
“I’m sorry, Legs!” whimpered one of the ponies, a medium-blue stallion in a hideous tan vest. “There was some huge blasted metal door out front!”
The second pony, a pale yellow mare wearing a tattered ski hat, nervously cleared her throat. “Even with the guns offline, we couldn’t get a hoof inside.”
Old Spur Legs crumpled his face into a wrinkled picture of disgruntled disappointment. He snorted a small cloud of dust that drifted into the blue pony’s face. “Ya dang, good-fer-nothin’ layabouts! What kinda adventurers are ya, any-dang-ways? Get the dang hay outta here!” he said, waving a dismissive hoof at them before walking away. “Dang useless lazy dang youngsters, allergic to a bit o’ dang old elbow grease!”
The two earth ponies stared dumbfounded after him as the door to the weapon store slammed shut behind him. They turned and drifted off to some other part of town, faces downcast in the shadow of their somewhat public lambasting.
A few moments later, a large “Help Wanted” sign popped up in the window of the weapon store, “Dang Fine Guns n Tools,” staring out expectantly into the town square.