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    Crackle
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    Join date : 2012-10-04
    Age : 30
    Location : Rampaging through the void between worlds

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    Post by Crackle Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:42 am

    Perhaps not the funniest moment, but even by chat standards this is unusual. Cross's name will never be said the same way again.


    ================[Chat as usual]==================
    [22:00:02] Kipper joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:00 pm.

    [22:00:22] Atriark : Cross, how have I been doing?.

    [22:00:24] Atriark : Hi Kipper.

    [22:00:36] Kipper : Hey..

    [22:00:47] @ Cross Roads : about meh.

    [22:00:48] @ Ashen Coat : Hey Kip..

    [22:01:01] @ Cross Roads : hi Kipper.

    [22:01:04] Bakewell Tart : hi kip.

    [22:01:07] Bakewell Tart : Glue still kicking?.

    [22:01:18] Kipper : Apparently..

    [22:01:31] Bakewell Tart : Good on him. Fight the power..

    [22:01:44] Kipper : When I tried to edit the account name, it wouldn't let me because of the DoB..

    [22:01:54] Kipper : Stupid website..

    [22:01:59] Atriark : about meh?.

    [22:02:00] Kipper : Makes no damn sense..

    [22:02:33] @ Cross Roads : about alright.

    [22:02:52] Atriark : Is that good?.

    [22:03:06] Deus Crux : I'm sorry Kipper..

    [22:03:08] @ Cross Roads : its better than bad, worse than best.

    [22:03:20] Bakewell Tart has logged off the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:03 pm.

    [22:03:32] Crackle : .

    ===================[SUDDENLY CASCADE!]=========================

    [22:03:33] Cascade joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:03 pm.

    [22:03:35] * Cascade has incriminating photos of Cross, and there's nothing he can do about it!.

    [22:03:36] Cascade has logged off the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:03 pm.

    [22:03:45] Athanix joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:03 pm.

    [22:03:51] Atriark : Heya Nix.

    [22:03:56] @ Ashen Coat : Are we ever going to stop that mare....

    [22:04:02] Kipper : Sorry about what, Deus?.

    [22:04:03] Atriark : Did I mess up at all Cross?.

    [22:04:04] @ Ashen Coat : Also hey 'nix..

    [22:04:04] Athanix : Hey there pal..

    [22:04:19] * Atriark pats Nix on the back..

    [22:04:28] @ Cross Roads : not that I have seen.

    [22:04:33] Crackle : ...what just happened?.

    [22:04:34] * Athanix is back pat'd. *.

    [22:04:42] Crackle : who the buck is cascade?.

    [22:04:47] @ Ashen Coat : Don't ask Crackle..

    [22:05:07] Atriark : Something about cross dressing..

    [22:05:27] Kipper : Heh..

    [22:05:34] Athanix : We already have pictures of Cross cross dressing..

    [22:05:38] Atriark : and Cross.

    [22:05:40] Athanix : Old neeeeeeeews..

    [22:05:56] Atriark : Oh?.

    [22:06:05] @ Ashen Coat : Remember?.

    [22:06:07] @ Ashen Coat : Waaay back..

    [22:06:12] @ Ashen Coat : When Athanix was still here..

    [22:06:14] Crackle : ...ok?.

    [22:06:16] @ Ashen Coat : (Before coming back, that is)_.

    [22:06:36] @ Ashen Coat : Somepony find the thing?.

    [22:06:45] Atriark : I heard Cascade found Cross doing it recently..

    [22:07:12] Cascade joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:07 pm.

    [22:07:14] Cascade : Cross is a pretty, pretty pony!.

    [22:07:19] Cascade has logged off the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:07 pm.

    [22:07:24] @ Ashen Coat : ....

    [22:08:12] * Deus Crux is a very ungly pony..

    [22:08:19] Deus Crux : *ugly.

    [22:09:24] Atriark : I'd say that what I heard is close to the truth..

    [22:09:31] * Atriark doesn't believe that..

    [22:09:42] Kipper : Truth about what?.

    [22:10:04] * Crackle is confused....

    [22:10:11] Atriark : What actually happened between Cascade and Cross.

    [22:10:23] Kipper : What's this about?.

    [22:10:29] Kipper : What happened?.

    [22:10:46] Lucky Draw joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:10 pm.

    [22:10:51] Atriark : Haven't you been paying attenton to chat?.

    [22:10:55] Atriark : Hey Lucky.

    [22:10:59] Athanix : ..

    [22:11:02] Kipper : Hey, Lucky..

    [22:11:03] Lucky Draw : On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life..

    [22:11:13] Kipper : I haven't been on 24/7, no..

    [22:11:31] Lucky Draw : There were plants and birds. and rocks and things, There was sand and hills and rings..

    [22:12:03] Atriark : I mean recently Kipper.

    [22:12:12] Atriark : like the past 10 minutes.

    [22:12:19] Lucky Draw : The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz, And the sky, with no clouds..

    [22:12:37] Kipper : Yeah, I saw Cascade's thing..

    [22:12:48] Lucky Draw : The heat was hot, and the ground was dry, But the air was full of sound..

    [22:12:53] Atriark : Then you should know what's going on..

    [22:12:53] Kipper : I meant what do you mean by what happened between Cascade and Cross?.

    [22:13:08] @ Ashen Coat : ..

    [22:13:14] Kipper : Sorry to interrupt your poetry, Lucky..

    [22:13:20] Crackle : lucky: Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 2915998248

    [22:13:47] Lucky Draw : Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 2263075307

    [22:13:50] Galactic Dash joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:13 pm.

    [22:13:51] Lucky Draw : I've been through the desert on a horse with no name,.

    [22:14:01] Pendant has been disconnected on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:14 pm (session timeout).

    [22:14:07] Lucky Draw : It felt good to be out of the rain..

    [22:14:21] Lucky Draw : In the desert you can remember your name.

    [22:14:31] * Deus Crux wraps herself around Penny..

    [22:14:36] Lucky Draw : Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain.

    [22:14:45] Crackle : dammit, i was about to type that.

    [22:15:22] Lucky Draw : You ain't got nothing on me when it comes to Horse with no name.

    [22:16:00] Pendant joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:16 pm.

    [22:16:05] Crackle : true..

    [22:16:22] Atriark : Hi Dash.

    [22:16:31] Kipper : Penny, do you know anything about this thing between Cross and Cascade?.

    [22:16:36] Kipper : Atriark won't tell me..

    [22:16:37] Atriark : Hey Lucky, can you join NW?.

    [22:16:43] Lucky Draw : If ever there was a song to get wasted while listening to, it's that.

    [22:16:54] Atriark : Read the back logs Kipper, of 10 minutes ago.

    [22:16:59] Lucky Draw : not for long, but yeah.

    [22:17:09] Atriark : It's litterally there..

    [22:17:13] Kipper : But isn't there anything more to it?.

    [22:17:17] Athanix : ..

    [22:17:55] Pendant : Sorry, what?.

    [22:18:07] * Kipper shrugs..

    [22:18:10] Atriark : Doubt it..

    [22:18:14] @ Ashen Coat : ..

    [22:18:35] Crackle : kipper, ask winter. she might know.

    [22:18:49] Kipper : Does it involve Cross wearing her clothing?.

    [22:19:29] Cross Roads has been disconnected on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:19 pm (session timeout).

    [22:19:32] Atriark : My guess, yes..

    [22:19:46] Crackle : likewise.

    [22:19:48] Atriark : Probably her ball gown..

    [22:20:03] Pendant : More likely her undergarments..

    [22:20:08] Pendant : Socks, perhaps pony panties..

    [22:20:29] @ Ashen Coat : Do those actually exist?.

    [22:20:35] * Deus Crux lays on Pendant's back..

    [22:20:52] Crackle : according to certain fanfics of ill repute, yes..

    [22:21:02] @ Ashen Coat : Those don't count..

    [22:21:23] Cascade joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:21 pm.

    [22:21:25] * Cascade flies past wearing Winter's ball gown, shouting, "I'm Cross Roads, and I'm a pretty pony!" She blows kisses to the ponies below as she flies off into the distance..

    [22:21:26] Cascade has logged off the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:21 pm.

    [22:21:37] * Deus Crux has seen pony panties..

    [22:21:48] Cross Roads joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:21 pm.

    [22:22:02] @ Ashen Coat : ....

    [22:22:18] * Pendant wears 'em so yeah..

    [22:22:20] Crackle : 0_0.

    [22:22:39] Crackle : what the buck just flew past my face?.

    [22:22:50] Crackle : Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 3742995201

    [22:22:53] Atriark : I don't see why they woulnd't exist.

    [22:22:53] Lucky Draw : Ya'll are boned..

    [22:22:58] Lucky Draw : Jus' sayin'..

    [22:23:12] @ Ashen Coat : Mostly because they aren't shown at all in the show really..

    [22:23:15] * Deus Crux would definitely have surgery to see Penny's..

    [22:23:19] Kipper : Hey, Cross. Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 1191870082

    [22:23:33] @ Cross Roads : ....

    [22:23:39] Crackle : ...you know, its probably a good thing the newbies arent on right now. This would probably scare them off the site..

    [22:23:55] Atriark : Yeah, Cross was wearing Winter's undergarments..

    [22:23:56] Pendant : See Deus..

    [22:24:19] Pendant : This is why..

    [22:24:24] * Lucky Draw hides under a cardboard box in an attempt to save himself from the inevitable....

    [22:24:35] * Crackle really hopes deus isnt getting any ideas.

    [22:24:35] Kipper : (Deus stop being a creepy creeper.).

    [22:24:45] * Deus Crux is very creepy O.O.

    [22:25:16] * Deus Crux doesn't see Penny complaining...

    [22:27:07] Kipper : Cross, what's this I've heard about you and Winter's ball gown?.

    [22:27:36] @ Cross Roads : made up.

    [22:27:43] Kipper : You made it up?.

    [22:27:46] Kipper : Why would you do that?.

    [22:28:04] Crackle : uh-huh cross... we believe you..

    [22:28:25] Crackle : Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 3816407098

    [22:28:51] Galactic Dash has been disconnected on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:28 pm (session timeout).

    [22:29:09] Lucky Draw : I choose to believe that you actually wore such a thing, if for no reason other than it gives me a counter against you.

    [22:29:26] Pendant : He and Winter are particularly crazy when alone..

    [22:29:32] Pendant : She probably made him wear it for some fantasy..

    [22:29:34] Zestari joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:29 pm.

    [22:29:41] Kipper : Alone with each other, or just alone?.

    [22:29:44] Atriark : Hey Zesty.

    [22:29:47] @ Cross Roads : .....

    [22:29:55] * Deus Crux crawls under Penny and stares at Zes O.O.

    [22:30:05] @ Cross Roads : Hello Zesty.

    [22:30:09] @ Cross Roads : hows work?.

    [22:30:12] Atriark : Cross wore Winter's clothes o.O.

    [22:30:20] Kipper : Welcome, Zesty

    [22:30:32] Kipper : Cross was just telling us about his taste in fashion..

    [22:30:46] @ Zestari : Hi ponies.

    [22:30:50] @ Ashen Coat : Talk to any Pegasus' recently Zestari?.

    [22:31:22] @ Zestari : Work is okay, yeah. :).

    [22:31:42] Atriark : Nova was here when Zesty was last..

    [22:31:48] @ Cross Roads : busy, bored?.

    [22:32:10] Kipper : Are you insinuating something, Cross?.

    [22:32:20] Athanix has been disconnected on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:32 pm (session timeout).

    [22:32:38] @ Ashen Coat : By the way Zestari, your presence is required in Skype when you have a chance. I forget if you can get on it at work..

    [22:32:43] * Lucky Draw summons a line of cocaine, and proceeds to snort it..

    [22:32:47] Pendant : Zesty!.

    [22:32:48] Pendant : :D.

    [22:32:49] Lucky Draw : Beware our Admins! lock your undergarmet drawers! 1999215642

    [22:32:50] @ Zestari : I obviously have no idea what you're talking about, Ashen..

    [22:32:52] Pendant : Chatzy ^^.

    [22:32:53] * Cross Roads throws a steak in a hole.

    [22:32:58] * Deus Crux laughs at the cocaine :3.

    [22:33:19] Cascade joined the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:33 pm.

    [22:33:19] Atriark : So how are you Zesty?.

    [22:33:21] Cascade : Look out, Zestari! Cross is probably checking if it's safe to break into your place and steal your dresses!.

    [22:33:22] Cascade has logged off the chat on Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:33 pm.

    [22:35:45] Crackle : ...this is going up in a new thread as a warning to all newcomers about out panty-stealing overlord.

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