How would you die to killing joke?

It's a rather morbid question, but it's one I've been mulling over for quite some time. 'If Starry was hit with Killing Joke, how would she die?'.

I think for Starry, she would find herself catapulted into the sky, where she would literally explode as a firework. It would cover the entire visible spectrum, there would be smaller explosions all over, and in the center would explode one giant blue smile, like this:

:)

It would be visible for miles.

Why? Starry's driving motive, what makes her get out of bed and face the horrors of the wastes every single morning is the deep-seeded desire to make other ponies laugh, smile, and be happy. She would sacrifice almost anything to achieve that, and to force her to achieve that goal at the cost of her life would be the most morbidly ironic joke of all.

So, if killing joke touched your character, how would they die and why? For those who haven't read through the FOE fic, killing joke is Poison Joke, except the joke kills you(usually).

Hmm...I will probably think of something better later on, my tired brain isn't firing on all cylinders today.

I would have to say that Kes would probably be turned into a statue by Killing Joke, his face ever twisted into either a sobbing mess or a laughing grin.

This would be because Kes is well renowned for his 'Stone cold' Nature. What better way to show that than to turn him into stone, and force him to show the emotions that are hidden behind that mask of stoicism?

Dash would try to fly into space. He would just keep flapping upward until his wing muscles exploded or he freezes to death and crashes down to the ground.

My character? I...dont know.

Scrap would suffer a literal mental breakdown, as in his brain would slowly and painfully start to decompose while still inside his head.

Hmm...how would Lightning die from Killing Joke...? I think he would simply be stuck by lightning. Just one day, flying around at high speeds, a lightning bolt would come down and strike him. The reason why, I'm sure you guys can figure it out. Haha.

...probably something to do with being burnt alive on a pyre of his old sketches, blueprints, and the like.

Everypony is being a bummer, the killing joke is Anonymous, if it's not LULZy then it wouldn't happen. Sawdust wouldn't turn to sawdust, she wouldn't get some horrible disease, she'd likely end up as a unicorn with a faulty horn that gave her constant headaches and was otherwise useless. Imagine, no TK, no spells, just an arcane tuning fork attached to her forehead, making sleep nearly impossible without sedation, ponies would falsely and constantly assume you could cast spells. The Killing Joke would be rofling its non-existant rump off. Hell I'd be.

The Killing Joke, doesn't Always kill, it's just that it finds the most amuseing painful thing to do and does it. Oh and the horn'd probably be pulled from the bone in a led or something, to add to the lulz. "You got a horn! Use it to get a crutch! Oh, what's that? You can't? It hurts your head? Awww isn't that sad! ROFLMAO!"* Plant speak.

Why you ask, because she envies Unicorns.

Since its killing joke i think i know a way, may be a little gruesome.

first is to be caught by the vine, second the vine tears off my wings, so i cant fly anymore. And probably last to fling me anywhere so i cant land without wings, and fall to my death???

dont know if this is better??

I think for me, it wouldn't kill me outright, but restrain me and force me to watch whoever else I'm traveling with get their treatments from the vine. After that, it'd probably overdose me with Med-X since ponies think I'm a drug dealer.

Irony and cruelty at it's finest, folks.

Id see a banana....try to get away, all of the sudden, im on the moon spending the rest of my days there...alone....

I still haven't completed my character yet (im perfectionistic) but he would probably die from something like taking a bullet to the face so that he could say "nice catch, with my face" Buck reference from halo ODST

She would probably be forced to become a stallion or would take a bullet through the head even though there was no bullet. She got shot in the horn and when depressed tends to say stuff like "I wish the bullet had been a few inches lower."

It's really hard to determine how because as she says a lot of negative thing, so it would all cycle down to which one the killing joke thought was the funniest.

Xeshir would turn into a indestructable stripped centurion battle dress that would fit a filly. The reason?

What Xeshir cares most about is, without a doubt, her little sister. Her biggest regret is having to leave her behind when she abandoned the remnants. She always thought she was her "Armor against the wasteland." as she did anything she could to keep her innocence. The killing joke would no doubt find it funny to make that literal.

I would be turned into a giant cigarette, obviously. Or perhaps several dozen packs of cigarettes. The woodland creatures would no doubt enjoy my smooth flavor and slow burn. Happy Trails Cigarettes: They're Toasted.

Sanura would no doubt be crushed in some kind of bear hug until her heart stopped. Get it? Heart - Snug, Eh? Eh? That or just keel over face first in a heart attack.

I would probably be frozen, chilled to my core for eternity. Maybe death, maybe cold forever. That's all I can really imagine to be honest.

Blinded, deafened, muted, with burned out olfactory cells and with no sense left in my hooves, left in the middle of Everfree, completely disoriented, stumbling around in the haze of not being able to know what's outside of me, until something frees me from the torture of such existence.