Samedi's Business Scam

[03:29:53 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : I WANNA RIDE A MAMMOTH!

[03:30:25 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : then go north.

[03:30:34 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Anyway, Bake, what did you think I had?


[03:30:46 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : WE HAVE MAMMOTHS?

[03:30:56 23/01/13] Bakewell Tart : text color

[03:31:00 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : might

[03:31:04 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Ohh

[03:31:07 23/01/13] Rad Boom : No

[03:31:20 23/01/13] * Mr. Samedi is gonna pull a Hannibal.

[03:31:20 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : haven't finished all the flora/fauna lists

[03:31:24 23/01/13] Rad Boom : I only take that when you aren't using it... I mean what?

[03:31:25 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : most likely

[03:31:27 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : .

[03:31:29 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : they are all dead

[03:31:36 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : and your not gonna find anything but bones

[03:31:59 23/01/13] * Mr. Samedi will attack the wastes with an army of skeleton-mammoths.

[03:32:18 23/01/13] Black Aura : .

[03:32:24 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : yeah good luck with that

[03:32:38 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Thanks!

[03:32:44 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : only a few major miltary-equipped groups to stop you

[03:32:49 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : nothing major

[03:33:22 23/01/13] * Mr. Samedi has skeleton mammoths. It's a done deal.

[03:33:48 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : United with my Radgator navy, I will be unstoppable!

[03:33:49 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : They have nukes, high explosives, and high caliber weapons. Bone wont stand a chance

[03:33:57 23/01/13] * Synnefo spawns a pool "swimming anyone?"

[03:34:33 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Ah, but you see, I wasn't planning on confronting them directly.

[03:34:42 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : good

[03:34:44 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : I was merely feeding a
much more powerful source.

[03:34:47 23/01/13] Bakewell Tart : crush them from the skies

[03:34:49 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : that just leaves them to dominate you

[03:34:52 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : One that will wipe them out.

[03:34:52 23/01/13] Bakewell Tart : with your bone mammoths

[03:34:58 23/01/13] Bakewell Tart : it can not fial

[03:35:00 23/01/13] Bakewell Tart : or fail

[03:35:16 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Oh, they'll get crushed from the skies...BY THE WINDIGOS!

[03:35:21 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Lol drop mamoth skeltons from the sky... That'd be a sight

[03:35:29 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : and your going to be able to control them hmmm?

[03:35:39 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Nope.

[03:35:48 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : then you failed already

[03:35:48 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : You see, it was all a business scam.

[03:36:01 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : I've invested in Snowshoes.

[03:36:14 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : And currently have a monopoly on them.

[03:36:25 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : to bad no major economy reigns and barter/trade systems are limited only to bottle caps now

[03:36:29 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : So, where is everypony going to buy snowshoes from?

[03:36:39 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : why buy them?

[03:36:51 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : half the major units in
Equestria can make them themselves

[03:36:53 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : The bad weather.

[03:37:00 23/01/13] * Rad Boom has wings, snowshoes are irrelevant

[03:37:00 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : or just melt the snow via firepower and weather control

[03:37:31 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Connivance, Kes.

[03:38:08 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Why, we could all make our own chairs out of wood, but we don't.

[03:38:14 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : convenience? I'd just head north

[03:38:23 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : problem solved.

[03:38:25 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : We buy them. And they will buy my snowshoes.

[03:38:30 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : they got everything i need to survive in the cold.

[03:38:36 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : and more

[03:38:54 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Ah, but you forgot about displacement. Too many ponies and not enough supplies.

[03:39:00 23/01/13] Black Aura : .

[03:39:16 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Sam it's a wasteland, they'd just shoot eachother

[03:39:39 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Exactly!

[03:39:48 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : ponies aren't really welcome up north

[03:39:52 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : so theres that

[03:39:55 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : They'd weed off the weak ones so that only the strong can buy my snowshoes!

[03:39:58 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : plus theres the Forest too

[03:41:04 23/01/13] Rad Boom : And if ponies really wanted your snow shoes, they'd shoot you and take them

[03:41:18 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : But then who would make them more snowshoes?

[03:41:24 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : Plus Red Eye would take you over no doube

[03:41:29 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : *doubt

[03:41:38 23/01/13] Rad Boom : They wouldn't need more

[03:41:45 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : That is why I sold him the finest snowshoes.

[03:41:45 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : he's got the caps, forces, and facilities to make all of that and more

[03:41:57 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : He'd definitly take you over then

[03:42:11 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : just because you were nice to him does not mean he wont capture and enslave you

[03:42:15 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : And that's where the mammoths come in.

[03:42:35 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : he has one of the largest armies in existance

[03:42:44 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : you are screwed

[03:42:51 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : You see, in their weakened condition due to the horrible weather, they won't be able to fight as well against my mammoths.

[03:43:08 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : then there is the Rangers

[03:43:35 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : with their environmentally sealed suits, they dont care about cold

[03:43:44 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : Enclave just change a few settings to fix things

[03:43:47 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : bam

[03:44:17 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Enclave? The Pegasai, you mean?

[03:44:22 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : yup

[03:44:33 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : the ones that sorta control the cloud layer and all the weather machines

[03:44:39 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : The Windigos took care of them.

[03:44:50 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : sure they did

[03:44:51 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Blew them all out to sea.

[03:45:11 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : They should be halfway to Scoltland by now.

[03:45:30 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : sorry, doesnt really work that way

[03:45:39 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : widigos have to assault hatred and malice and such

[03:45:48 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : Enclave for the most part is VERY tight knit

[03:45:51 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Hi Cass

[03:45:52 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : and everyone gets along

[03:46:01 23/01/13] Cassette Tape : that was the longest board meeting ive ever been to

[03:46:04 23/01/13] Cassette Tape : hi rad

[03:46:05 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : They hate the below landers, don't they?

[03:46:07 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : so that alone makes a good sheild

[03:46:22 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : Oh, Hi Cass.

[03:46:25 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : then they got enough firepower to level some small countries

[03:46:27 23/01/13] @ Kestrel : so theres that

[03:46:29 23/01/13] Rad Boom : Well I imagine a meeting
of boards wouldn't go very fast

[03:46:30 23/01/13] Mr. Samedi : I'm explaining my brilliant plan to Kes.

Why limit yourself to snow shoes? With a grand scheme like that, anything is possible!

Kestrel is just jealous.

I'll remember that Xero...