Extended Family

The groan-inducing wit of this website never ceases to amaze me.



[20:27:43] @ Cross Roads : Rad go to Mexico.

[20:27:45] @ Cross Roads : cross border.

[20:27:57] @ Cross Roads : Welcome to Los Angeles.

[20:28:01] Collateral Damage : Cross Road's cousin.

[20:28:09] Collateral Damage : Cross Border.

[20:28:19] Black Aura : lol.

[20:28:29] Rad Boom : It would cost more to go to Mexico and Cross the border than to just go straight to America .

[20:28:45] Rad Boom : Lol.

[20:28:50] Black Aura : I find my thing funnier..

[20:29:03] Collateral Damage : http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30798179.jpg.

[20:29:10] Bakewell Tart : Cross Road Cross Border Broken Road Twisted Road Rocky Road Lonesome Road..

[20:29:14] Bakewell Tart : Cross has quite a bit family.

[20:29:19] Rad Boom : Cross has a mexican cousin called Cross Border, I wonder if he knows Rads mexican cousin Taco Vest.

[20:29:23] Bakewell Tart : big*.

[20:29:26] Black Aura : all fat.

[20:29:38] Collateral Damage : http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30798179.jpg.

[20:29:42] Deus Crux : LOl.

[20:29:44] Collateral Damage : http://www.billdahl.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Cross-Roads_cover1.jpg.

[20:29:50] Night Spark : LOLS.

[20:30:00] Bakewell Tart : Rocky Road is pretty fat..

[20:30:09] Bakewell Tart : Broken Road is super thin but also insane..

[20:30:23] Collateral Damage : Lonesome Road is a 40 year old virgin.

[20:30:25] Night Spark : COLL I BOUGHT MY MOM THAT BOOK JUST LAST WEEK X3.

[20:30:27] Rad Boom : Twisted Road is deformed?.

[20:30:46] Collateral Damage : Twisted is a cripple, Rad..

[20:31:01] Rad Boom : And Cross Border is a mexican.

[20:31:16] Black Aura : Smooth Road talks fast.

[20:31:22] Zestari joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:31 pm.

[20:31:32] Rad Boom : Hi Zesty.

[20:31:35] Collateral Damage : No, Smooth Road gets the chicks.

[20:31:37] Black Aura : GRR Zestari.

[20:31:44] Rad Boom : We're talkin about Crosses relatives.

[20:31:46] @ Zestari : Hi everypony!.

[20:31:46] * Crackle would give his left nut to go back in time and f▓▓k Joan Jett.

[20:31:50] @ Cross Roads : Zesty!.

[20:31:52] Black Aura : Dirt Road is the hick.

[20:31:57] Rad Boom : Long Road is always travelling.

[20:32:00] Crackle : hi Zesti!.

[20:32:11] Bakewell Tart : Hi Zesty.

[20:32:43] Bakewell Tart : You know who is a really cold jerk?.

[20:32:45] Bakewell Tart : Frozen Road.

[20:32:56] @ Zestari : Oh dear. The road puns. .

[20:33:11] Collateral Damage : You know who's a drug dealer?.

[20:33:15] Night Spark : whut about road closed?.

[20:33:15] Collateral Damage : Pot Road.

[20:33:16] Rad Boom : Rail Road runs a train service.

[20:33:24] Crackle : ...so does anypony here have a time machine?.

[20:33:31] Black Aura : Closed Road is dead.

[20:33:45] Bakewell Tart : As is his wife, Dead End..

[20:33:51] Rad Boom : Lols.

[20:33:51] Arc Weld has been disconnected on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:33 pm (session timeout).

[20:33:59] Collateral Damage : lol.

[20:34:05] Crackle : also,.

[20:34:06] Crackle : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE&feature=related.

[20:34:10] Black Aura : Their son Detour is always lost.

[20:34:34] Collateral Damage : He's always late.

[20:34:47] Rad Boom : Old Road sits on his lawn chair shouting at kids.

[20:35:26] @ Cross Roads : HEY.

[20:35:29] @ Cross Roads : SHUT UP.

[20:35:34] Black Aura : Interstate always has people yelling at him..

[20:35:37] Night Spark : HEHEHEH\.

[20:35:37] * Cross Roads throws old boot at Rad's gayface.

[20:35:47] * Night Spark noms boot.

[20:35:49] @ Cross Roads : GO GET 'EM SODA POP.

[20:35:57] * Rad Boom catches it, licks it, and throws it back.

[20:36:13] * Night Spark lost his nom boot....

[20:36:32] @ Zestari : I'm not sure if I'm impressed with the puns, or should groan at them..

[20:36:38] * Rad Boom sits on Old Roads lawn playing loud music .

[20:36:45] Rad Boom : Both Zesty... Both.

[20:36:48] Night Spark : high road is always doing drugs.....

[20:36:49] Collateral Damage : .

[20:36:51] Rad Boom : Join in too :3.

[20:37:06] Black Aura : low road is always depressed..

[20:37:06] * Collateral Damage is with Rad. .

[20:37:29] Rad Boom : Slip Road has trouble staying on his feet.

[20:37:36] Bakewell Tart : Zestari your name is hard to make puns with.

[20:37:40] Night Spark : forked road is always split about things.

[20:37:41] Synnefo joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:37 pm.

[20:37:42] Bakewell Tart : You need to be renamed..

[20:37:46] Rad Boom : Service Road is a whore.

[20:37:58] Collateral Damage : lololol.

[20:38:00] Deus Crux : So many Road puns....

[20:38:05] Collateral Damage : Toll Road is a cheapskate.

[20:38:22] Night Spark : road islan is not a state.

[20:38:27] Night Spark : *island.

[20:38:35] * Deus Crux likes Winding Road..

[20:38:58] Crackle : Dirt Road is a real perv....

[20:39:14] Rad Boom : Winding Road never goes in a straight line.

[20:39:19] Night Spark : twisted roads is a freak.

[20:39:23] Black Aura : Country Road never sees his family..

[20:39:39] Bakewell Tart : lol.

[20:39:47] Bakewell Tart : Country Road works as a cab driver..

[20:39:53] Bakewell Tart : He's always taking people home..

[20:39:55] Crackle : back road is relly quiet..

[20:40:01] Collateral Damage : Cross Roads is a fat... oh wait......

[20:40:04] Crackle : *really.

[20:40:11] Rad Boom : Side Road... Uhm....

[20:40:12] Deus Crux : LOL.

[20:40:15] Rad Boom : Damnit.

[20:40:55] Kipper joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:40 pm.

[20:41:00] Black Aura : Side Alley is a pimp..

[20:41:02] Bakewell Tart : hi Kip.

[20:41:11] Black Aura : GRR Kip.

[20:41:13] Collateral Damage : Lol at who?.

[20:41:14] Kipper : Hey..

[20:41:20] Bakewell Tart : Cross the members of your family are getting more and more seedy by the second..

[20:41:21] Rad Boom : Hi Kip.

[20:41:26] Deus Crux : You Coll XD.

[20:41:33] Deus Crux : Cross Roads is fat XDDD.

[20:41:35] @ Zestari : I know my name is hard to punify. It's good for me..

[20:41:44] Collateral Damage : .

[20:41:46] Deus Crux : Zesty is zesty..

[20:41:50] Deus Crux : That's all you need..

[20:41:56] Collateral Damage : Zesty Zestari.

[20:41:58] Deus Crux : She is just one zesty zebra..

[20:41:59] Rad Boom : Punify my name next!!.

[20:41:59] Collateral Damage : SHIT.

[20:42:01] Pendant joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:42 pm.

[20:42:05] Collateral Damage : You beat me to it.

[20:42:06] @ Zestari : Hi Kip..

[20:42:10] Rad Boom : Hi Penny.

[20:42:14] Bakewell Tart : hi Pendant.

[20:42:16] Pendant : Hi ^^.

[20:42:21] * Pendant tackle-hugs Zesty.

[20:42:21] Black Aura : Rad Doom brings the pain..

[20:42:36] @ Zestari : Zesty is obvious, though. :).

[20:42:38] Black Aura : GrR Penny.

[20:42:41] Deus Crux : Sonic Boom is Rad's faster brother..

[20:42:41] Collateral Damage : Rad Broom is a house cleaner.

[20:42:42] Kipper : Hey, Zesty..

[20:42:44] @ Zestari : Penny!.

[20:42:47] Kipper : Hey, Penneh..

[20:42:49] Night Spark : the lost road is horrible with directions.

[20:42:58] Rad Boom : Lol my name is easy for puns.

[20:43:06] Black Aura : Rad Swoon gets the ladies.

[20:43:11] * Collateral Damage raises a high-hoof to Penny..

[20:43:11] @ Cross Roads : lol.

[20:43:12] * Zestari is tackle hugged and hugs back in return!.

[20:43:17] Crackle : dammit stop posting for a minute so i can highlight stuff to copy into a 'Funny Chat Moments' thread!.

[20:43:25] Collateral Damage : Rad Boom get's all the... wait......

[20:43:38] Black Aura : just unclick the auto refresh.

[20:43:39] Night Spark : HRRRR$R.

[20:43:43] Sky joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:43 pm.

[20:43:44] Night Spark : GRRRRR.

[20:43:52] Kipper : Crackle, middle click "Archives", and in the new tab, uncheck "Auto refresh"..

[20:43:59] Kipper : Makes crap like that way easier..

[20:44:14] Bakewell Tart : Why so upset, Night?.

[20:44:14] Rad Boom : Lol Night.

[20:44:15] Sky : Grr.

[20:44:20] * Bakewell Tart hangs off of Rad. :3.

[20:44:24] * Pendant high-hoofs back.

[20:44:30] Pendant : What.

[20:44:33] * Rad Boom hovers.

[20:44:35] Pendant : ....

[20:44:44] Deus Crux : Rad Bloom is an excellent gardener..

[20:45:09] Kipper : I think I've now completely lost track of what's going on..

[20:45:17] Black Aura : Rad Goon is a good underling..

[20:45:23] Collateral Damage : Rad Buffoon is an idiot.

[20:45:28] Black Aura : Rad Boom puns.

[20:45:40] Crackle : Rad Tomb is dead.

[20:45:43] Deus Crux : Mad Boom has anger problems..

[20:45:57] Night Spark : /mwe want a pun ><.

[20:45:58] Collateral Damage : Rad Groom plans weddings.

[20:46:03] Deus Crux : He has a tendency to just explode over the smallest stuff..

[20:46:18] Crackle : Mad Poon is renowned for het abilities in the sack.

[20:46:30] Collateral Damage : ......

[20:46:30] Crackle : *her.

[20:46:37] Collateral Damage : Crackle/.

[20:46:40] Sky : Im tired, im going to bed.

[20:46:42] Collateral Damage : You're drunk..

[20:46:46] Collateral Damage : Go home..

[20:46:46] Rad Boom : Gutter inbound!!!.

[20:46:47] Bakewell Tart : Night, Sky..

[20:46:49] Deus Crux : Night Sky!.

[20:46:51] Rad Boom : Bye Sky.

[20:46:53] Kipper : Night, Sky..

[20:47:02] Sky : Nught chat, see you all when i see you.

[20:47:03] Collateral Damage : Sky, give Collat a hug before you go..

[20:47:05] Deus Crux : Rad Poon is everpony's fantasy..

[20:47:07] Crackle : Rad Loom is a great weaver.

[20:47:08] Night Spark : yesm?.

[20:47:09] Crackle : night sky.

[20:47:09] @ Zestari : Night, Sky!.

[20:47:16] Bakewell Tart : =T.

[20:47:22] * Sky hugs coll and then goes off.

[20:47:24] Collateral Damage : DO IT.

[20:47:29] Sky : Night.

[20:47:32] Sky has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 8:47 pm.

[20:47:36] Collateral Damage : G'night.

[20:47:36] Night Spark : yesm?.

[20:47:38] Collateral Damage : Shit.

[20:47:48] Crackle : Sad Boom cries alot.

[20:48:00] Collateral Damage : Fat Boom is fat.

[20:48:01] Deus Crux : No stallion should ever hang out with Nad Boom..

[20:48:11] Black Aura : Lets try to do another name next.

[20:48:12] Collateral Damage : lolololol.

[20:48:13] Deus Crux : Fad Boom is a trendsetter..

[20:48:23] Collateral Damage : Haaaaaaa.

[20:48:35] Collateral Damage : Do mine, I dare you.

[20:48:40] * Crackle spews tea upon reading 'Nad Boom'.

[20:48:50] Black Aura : too long.

[20:49:09] Rad Boom : Nad Boom is that relative no one keeps in contact with.

[20:49:10] Kipper : Collateral Fromage likes cheese..

[20:49:15] Kipper : That's all I've got..

[20:49:18] Night Spark : nuuu do me!!!!.

[20:49:18] Crackle : Rad Moon wears his pants too low.

[20:49:38] Bakewell Tart : Some could argue that Rad Moon is better than Rad Boom..

[20:49:43] Bakewell Tart : Because Rad Boom doesn't wear pants at all.

[20:49:52] Kipper : Boom..

[20:49:56] Collateral Damage : He's got a jacket.

[20:55:41] Kipper : The head of Cross' family is Boss Roads.

This isn't the last of the family puns....
You believe me....

One could say you were

*Puts on sunglasses*

Punstoppable

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IT'S SO PUNNY IT'S PUNBELIEVABLE!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!