by World Warden Thu May 10, 2012 1:28 pm
Orange led the group down a long, wide hallway. There was a long line of pillars and statues lining the walls, along with expensive looking paintings. The hallway was practically a museum. There were three guards standing near a waste bin close to the entrance, smoking cigarettes.
Orange led them through a door near the end of the hallway. Inside was a very slick looking unicorn sitting behind a desk, with greased back hair wearing a suit. He had two large earth ponies flanking him, each wearing leather armor. The unicorn looked up from the desk at the group, and then looked over at Orange, visibly displeased.
"Orange, what the fuck is this? These ponies are loaded and you brought them straight fucking to me!" he snapped.
Orange looked embarassed. He knew he had made a mistake, as he shied away toward the door. This apparently wasn't his first screw-up, and he knew the protocol. "I-I'm sorry, it won't happen again," he whimpered.
"Like hell it won't! How the fuck do you expect to buy your little girlfriend at this rate?!"
"Sh-she's my wife..."
"I don't care. Now, friends," the unicorn had a visible shift in his demeanor as he turned to address the group. "I heard from your blue unicorn friend that the lot of you are here to make a trade deal. Now, why don't we get down to business? Orange, go get us something to drink." Orange swiftly left the room.
"Don't worry, he'll be back in just a minute. Now then, why don't we get down to business? We've got quite the surplus to trade. What're you interested in? Food? Weapons? Ammunition?"