Party of the Century [Finished][Saucy]

Starry grinned deviantly. She leaped on top of Shutter. She couldn't see him, but she had a good enough idea where he was laying. She pinned his hooves to the floor with her own, to make sure he couldn't escape.

"I gotch yoo!" Starry said, through her clenched teeth which weilded the bat, swinging it repeatedly at him. She swung softly though, as she wasn't trying to hurt him.

Shutter may have not been being hit hard, but he was still letting out a squeak with each hit, moving his head in a futile effort to dodge his attacker.

"Starry? Ack! I'm not the-oof! Not the Pinata!"

He said, still convinced this fight was supposed to be about the pinata, not realizing that this has basically turned into a free-for-all deathmatch, only with less death and more foam.

Figuring Starry hadn't heard him, he insted make a difficult attempt at grabbing onto the foam bat himself with his mouth the next time he got hit, hoping maybe if he could pull it away from Starry for a second, just maybe he could have some time to explain that he was NOT filled with candy treats and that she should swing elsewhere.

Shutter had yanked the bat from Starry, which caused her to lose her balance. Her face fell forward, and came crashing into Shutter's head. "Ouch!" Starry exclaimed, as their foreheads collided.

The collision had dazed Starry, who had the good grace to at least roll over before she collapsed, so she didn't land on top of Shutter, only near him.

For a moment, it felt like Shutter had claimed victory! However, before he could actually spit out the bat and talk to Starry, he felt her head collide HARD with his own, and he flopped backwards onto the ground, the world seeming to spin, even with his blindfold on.

"...Auuuu..."

Techno, who had been standing off to the side since the game began, was intent on getting that pinata. Instead of flailing his bat wildly, he walked slowly in the direction of the pinata, holding his bat up. He felt it brush something in the air. Hmm, I thought it would be a bit farther back... he thought as he brought the bat back and wound up for a big hit. He released the power he'd built and hit whatever was in the air. It didn't exactly feel like a pinata, but he kept thwomping it anyways.

Feeling as though she was succeeding in pummelling something, she decided to take a moment to back away and avoid some of the foam induced bludgeoning heading her way. Then she realised there was a goal here, right? To destroy the piñata and get the candy reward within.

At this point she had no idea which way it was, but decided to at least make an attempt to find it. She took three steps before she bumped into something. That something seemed to be feathered. She paused for a moment then figured that whoever it was they were probably fair game and started whacking away.

Swinging his foam bat wildly using his telekinesis one of Scrap's swings connected with something. Whether it was a pony or the pinata, Scrap had no idea and he didn't care. He proceeded to pummel the pony or pinata with a plethora of whacks from his bat.

His assault was cut short by a hard blow that sent Scrap reeling, his punch soaked cape flowing out behind him.

Lightning snickers as he watched the wild swinging of everypony before throwing on his blindfold and leaping back into the fray. He did a quick front flip in the air before diving back into the sea of ponies, crashing into whoever happened to be in his path. He was assaulted almost immediately by bats in all directions. Intent on hitting back at least everypony once, Lightning swung his bat in almost a perfect circle...almost.

Sky stayed standing, looking at the crowd of ponies trying to get the contents of the pinata. Sky sighed, want no part in, although, she would go for whats inside the pinata.

Trails snickered quietly to himself and puffed on the cigar he'd been saving for a special occasion. He had lifted one eye of his blindfold the instant he heard an oof and decided to exit the game at that point. It had become little more than a brawl now, and he didn't have much interest in it. Plus the pinata was just as likely to be filled with grenades knowing Starry. He laughed as Violet transparently cheated her movements just a bit too graceful and deliberate.

"Poor buck." He said as Violet smashed a pony in the junk.

Trails ashed his cigar one last time before it became nothing but embers. The brawl was starting to look like fun, but he might as well use the advantage of knowing where everypony was. Right? He scanned for a target and decided to take pity on poor Shutter and save him from Starry.

"Time for that rope trick." He muttered. Spinning the rope casually.

He threw it hard and tugged, letting out a little woop as it wrapped around her forelegs. Trails lowered his blindfold and reeled Starry in. His foam bat waited eagerly to fufil its purpose. As for him, Trails was too busy laughing and 'accidentally' losing his red nose.

Just as the gryphon was about to deliver the finishing blow to the pinata, he was pelted with blows from another unknown assailant. Damn ponies and their lack of dedication. Here they were supposed to be beating the hell out of some confectionery punching bag, and they were instead attacking anything within reach.

Time to play along.

With a few grunts, mostly to signify that he was intact a real living thing and not the pinata, Kes turned and began to return the blows himself. He held back a bit, if only to prevent serious injury to the person attacking him; the bat making a dull thump each time it found purchase on the assailants body.

Starry had reached for the bat that Shutter yanked from her, but was quite surprised when she found both of her front hooves lassoed together. She couldn't see who had done it from behind the blindfold, but she knew it had to be Trails, it couldn't be anypony else.

"Ahh! No, wait!" she exclaimed, as she reached her teeth toward the bat, but the bat was already out of reach.

Trails fought to stifle his laugh enough to keep a grip on his rope. Starry's voice served only to help him measure the distance. He quickly went to work looping her hindlegs and tying them together, not wanting to miss his chance. After a few seconds and some rope work that would've made dad proud Trails stood over a hogtied Starry Night.

Trails took up his bat and said as best he could, "You wanna do this the hard way?"

Starry struggled against the restraints. This was the first time she had been hogtied by anypony other than herself, and her face was flushed red with embarassment.

It had crossed Starry's mind that maybe Trails, having been unable to find the pinata, had settled to use Starry as a substitute. Or maybe he just liked to tease her. Yeah, probably the latter.

"Wait a minute," Starry said, pondering his question, "There's another option?"

"Eyup." Trails said making a snap decision. He leaned down and slid off his blindfold. He whispered so softly only they could barely hear over the sounds of the brawl. "We go back to your place and do this or mine if you think the other ponies will hear the moans."

Violet watched from the outside chaos as everypony beat each other with bats, no one closer to smashing the pinata after the mariachi griffon got a good hit on it. Almost everypony was in the mash of swinging bats.

Well, almost everypony.

She glanced over at the Starry and a cowpony, away from the fight and sharing an...intimate moment together. Her grinned widened.

‘Hmm...now would be the perfect time for everypony to take off their blindfolds. And the only way to do that...’ her grinned was stretching across her face as she turned towards the pinata.

She spun the bat around, teeth gleaming as she jumped onto a table and onto the head of the closest pony, Captain Equestria in this case, who was spinning his bat around like a tornado. Pitty that didn’t stop the agile filly that was standing on his head. With a giggle, she leaped from pony to pony, smashing into heads as she made her way to the pinata, in the eye of the storm. Zebra, pegasus, surly griffon, nopony was spared as Violet hopped her way to her prize.

Eyes gleaming under her blindfold, she was within feet of the pinata. With a wicked grin, she leaped into the air one last time, winding up the bat as she flew towards the pinata.

“FOR GREAT JUUUUSTICE!!!” she cried out as she swung, the bat ripping the pinata in half as she flew by. She landed on all fours on the ground below, grin still on her face as she rested the bat on her shoulder, turning to admire her work.

Oooff. Okay this feathered opponent... ouch... really seemed to know what they were... ooo... doing. It was time to make a tactical withdrawal! She tried to back up but instead reversed into something wet, sticky and punch-smelling.

She hadn't even noticed that the piñata had been finally opened, and in between a stinging barrage of blows from the feathered opponent, she quickly ducked and spun with her sword delivering a slap from her foam sword with enough power to send the punch-dowsed pony careening away and she stepped into the space he was occupying to get away from the feathered batter.

*FLASH*

Cross was better now, much better, and he was pissed, he took off his blindfold,
He glared about the room looking for whichever pony could have done that to him.

He couldn't see or hear anything over the mob, Bats flying every where, ponies screaming out in pain, Starry getting lassoed, and where was the Lunadammed Pinata?

*POP* Candy went soaring across the room, A small damn violet
unicorn had already gotten it.

Cross just grunted and kept himself to the back of the party....for now

With a barely audible growl Kes felt the hooves of some fool press off of him, using his back as a springboard before screaming out a battle cry. The sound of candy hitting the ground and a pinata breaking in half was prompt enough for the surly gryphon to remove his blind fold and see just who had done this.

Violet fur, strange glowing eyes, ah, Her, heh figures.

Kes then turned and looked to his left. There he saw two things: One, the zebra that had been bonking him with a bat. And two, Trails and Blue over in the corner sharing a rather intimate moment with each other with the help of a piece of rope.

"Hn. Now its a party." The Gryphon rumbled out in his usual cold tone, not affected in the least by the sight of the two in the corner. Shortly after saying that Kes returned to his table and took a seat, silently awaiting the next party game.

Moments after the pinata burst, the noise of a loud buzzer filled the room. That was a fairly sure sign that the game had just ended. Starry froze. Trails's offer may have been tempting, but now everypony in the room would surely be pulling off their blindfolds and spotting Starry Night in the corner, trussed up like a turkey and wearing a blindfold.

Kinky, yes. Humiliating, absolutely. "Trails! Untie me, quick!" she whispered to him.

Trails stepped on one end of the rope and spun Starry. She twirled around and ended no worse for the wear, untied, but no dount dizzy. Trails coiled the rope back up and put it into his saddlebag.

"Offer still stands." He said simply, helping her up.

Scrap was still swinging his bat like a crazy pony when the buzzer sounded, finishing one last swing he lifted his blindfold. Glancing toward where the pinata he caught a glimpse of Trails standing over a tied up Starry in a rather compromising position.

Trying and failing to supress a laugh, Scrap stood in the middle of the pinata carnage, in his soggy vampire cloak, laughing like a mad pony until somepony who hadn't got the memo that the battle was over whacked him in the face with a bat.

"Ok...I deserved that one.."

Starry got to her hooves shakily, she had to lean on Trails for support. She lifted the blindfold off her face, and took a look around the room. Pretty much everypony was looking, they had all spotted Starry tied up. Apparently, the sight of her tied up had distracted many ponies from all the candy that had littered the room.

"Uhh," Starry was trying to think of something fast, to draw attention away from herself. "Next game, everypony! Truth or Dare! Let's all gather in a large circle!" Starry quickly trotted forward, out of the corner, and sat in what would ideally be the start of the ring around the room.

"You!" Starry pointed at Scrap Parts. "Truth or Dare?"

Sky was chuckling a bit at the embarrassment of starry but, next game is up so. She went to start the game of truth of dare, taking a seat on the floor.

After a few seconds of being dazed, Shutter finally pulled himself up, yanking off his Spiderstallion hood and blindfold as his eyes refocused.
"...Ugh...Probably shouldn't try that again...ever..."

He mumbled, before seeing Starry seemed to have wandered off and sat down.
Shaking his head, he stood up, and sat next to them, unknowingly helping to start the ring.

"So...Uh...sorry about the whole Head collision thing...I get the feeling that was my fault for grabbing the bat? ...What are you sitting here for, anyway?"